neophyte-redglare:

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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spillybun:

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

(via christhepine)

gynelsy:

the only person u should compare yourself to is your old self!!!!! 

(Source: scorpiogy, via spacebeam)

neyruto:

neyruto:

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

(via a-trex)

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

unionhack:

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

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ruinedchildhood:

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blowdick:

happilynever:

ruinedchildhood:

[Retweet]

This is a portal into another dimension

Take me there, it’s my time i have to go

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

ryandevon:

devon-aoki:

antiandrogen:

worldfastcar:

zgfffgcfdfcscd

WHAT

good vibez only!!!

Wtf is this

My bio dad ghostwrote this.

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gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

spiroandthelacktones:

eartharchives:

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

!!!!

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